dishcloth

A person marked by a lack of intelligence or care; stupid to the point of not being able to distinguish any one thing from another.

He's a bad dishcloth him mate.
You are a dishcloth.

by billyted November 15, 2005

Dishcloth Dongles

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Witless Dishcloth

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.

1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.

by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

Butcher's Dishcloth

A used sanitary towel.

I entered the bathroom and saw a butcher's dishcloth on the floor.

by Daffles December 2, 2005