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distortedglitch 

That one guy who destroys you in video games despite having the highest ping ever.
Man that one distortedglitch keeps kicking my ass.
distortedglitch by Atreiu February 17, 2020

disgorge 

A fuckin great band!!!
disgorge by Anonymous April 28, 2003

disgorge 

Thee single most brutal band on this planet. Their brutality simply crushes and destroys anything placed before it. Insane sporadic drums, skull crushing riffs, and the most gut wrenching, ultra vomit, guttural sickness known to mankind.
I dare you to listen to Disgorge's Cranial Impalement and survive
disgorge by Gore-Hound September 30, 2007

Intestinal Disgorge 

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.

an effigy distorted

Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.
" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"

Distorted bitch 

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
Distorted bitch by Platezz January 25, 2018