An adjective for something so horrible there is no word to describe it, Therefore the word disfargle can be used to describe the horribleness of a noun.
Sauce Determined - Red Character is Mukku, and Green one is Gachapin, both appear in Japanese television series "Hirake! Ponkiki".
Mukku has since been bastardized into DSFARGEG, an image of Mukku riding a motorcycle which, whenever it appears on 4Chan, is grounds for the user to be banned.
DSFARGEG in action -
Freakish Red Thing: (Something in Japanese)
Freakish Green Thing: (Something else in Japanese)
Both proceed to ride bicycles, fight crime, and both users are BANNED FOR THIS POST
Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.
"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"