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disembikation 

The practice of getting off of your bike in a rapid purposeful manor. This can apply to city people needing to avoid a puddle so their shoes do not get splashed or more importantly the country gravel road bicycle rider needing to prepare an emergency defensive barrier between yourself and a pissed off farm dog.
I was riding in the country today when a pack of dogs came after me. I made an emergency disembikation to keep them away.
disembikation by sugarbike August 15, 2012
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disembarkation 

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.
“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac
disembarkation by Lanslide March 16, 2010
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Disembation 

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".
Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!
Disembation by ROVR March 17, 2011

disembarkation 

Pronunciation: /ˌdɪs.em.bɑrˈkeɪ.ʃən/
Definition:
1. The act or process of disembarking (decargation) passengers or cargo from a floating vessel.
2. Departure of individuals or cargo from ships (navas), boats, or vessels.
3. Unloading or evacuation procedures are conducted aboard maritime vehicles.
4. Operation of leaving or exiting marine transportation modes.

Significance:
• It defines the process of departing from seafaring vessels.
• It emphasizes passenger safety and cargo handling.
• It identifies nautical departure routines.
• It avoids vague or overly technical terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of naval disembarkation.
• It improves clarity in maritime contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "unloading".
Singular noun: disembarkation
Plural noun: disembarkations
Examples:
• "Passengers expect scheduled disembarkation at coastal terminals."
• "Cruise liners execute exact disembarkation procedures."
• "Coast Guard coordinates emergency disembarkations during tempests."
• "Port authorities regulate timely disembarkations for efficiency."
• "Rescue teams (equipes) prepare for mass disembarkations in crisis situations."
disembarkation by Dmitrio August 14, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026