disastrofucked 

(adj.) \di-'zas-tro-'fuhkt\

1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED

percy spilled redbull on his laptop, rendering it more or less disastrofucked.

disastrofucked by nosuch human November 30, 2010

disasterfuck 

to defeat something/someone very badly.

Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!

disasterfuck by anonymousb April 10, 2008

disasterfuck 

I complete and utterly messed up situation. Used by Jon Stewart in the Daily Show on 3-Oct-06. It was a reference to the situation and war in Iraq.

This is a complete disasterfuck.

disasterfuck by taslack January 8, 2007

disastrophuck 

It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death

Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?

disastrophuck by Leon Rhinehart January 4, 2015

Disastrophuck 

(n.) A situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a clusterfuck all rolled into one.

When Marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastrophuck.

Disastrophuck by The Jorge December 19, 2012