disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012

Disappoorate 

The poo that after being cut, lands in the toilet, shoots up the s-bend and disappears before inspection.

"Man I just did a shit. But when I looked in the bowl it was gone. I think it disappoorated"
"That's just a myth."

Disappoorate by C-Win October 11, 2012

dissaporated 

When you go to kick a gnome that you just burned,thinking it is still a solid, only to find that when your foot touches it little ashy gnome particles fly in to the air everywhere

I kicked the solid looking gnome and then it dissaporated in to the air

dissaporated by zombieninjastripper November 8, 2009

Disapparated 

It is what happens to a fart when released outside

Did you fart, yes but it would have disapparated by the time it got to you

Disapparated by Sungod September 16, 2016

desaporated 

when your friend goes missing or just evaporated into thin air and you cant decide which one happened

Omg that guy just desaporated

desaporated by prowlingthetrolls January 11, 2018

disapornted

When you watch a porn but it doesn't get you off

Bro 1: Hey bro you watch "3 cops and a Hoe" last night?
Bro 2: Yeah but I really couldn't get off to it. I'm a bit disapornted.

disapornted by IDontEvenWatchPorn May 10, 2018