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Dirty Underwear Club 

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.
Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.
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dirty underwear 

discovery of one's used condom by the subject's parents. the parent may or may not be aware that said child is already sexually active. creates serious tension/embarrassment between parent/child/child's significant other.
I'm in deep shit man my mom found my dirty underwear after last night.
dirty underwear by Mo025 January 9, 2009

Dirty Underwear Coke 

Cocaine that smells like dirty underwear with skidmarks. This kind of coke has appeared in the midwest and towards the east coast starting around the end of 2022. Dirty Underwear Coke is known to make users sick and is typically sold at a discount because of its odor and taste.
Tyler: i blew 3 gs of dirty underwear coke and I have a bacteria infection

Dirty Undertaker 

Is when you fake your own death and during the funeral you come out the coffin with your eyes rolled and stick your finger up someone's ass
Damn that funeral was crazy! He did a dirty Undertaker out of nowhere!

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear 

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026