dirty turban 

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

dirty turban by andrew lopez January 10, 2008

Dirty Turban 

Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head

I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"

Dirty Turban by Jimmy Knoxville May 20, 2004

dirty turban 

Its when you shit on a turban and slap some one with it

You just got a dirty turban

dirty turban by juggjugg December 20, 2008

Dirty Turban 

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.

Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.

Dirty Turban by kcote January 2, 2009

Dirty turban 

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.

He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban

Dirty turban by E-RIC June 4, 2018

Dirty turbane 

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.

Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!

Dirty turbane by Jvzy June 9, 2018

dirty terran 

the act of 4 guys fucking a girl so hard then everyone turns to you and unexpectedly nuts in your Nostrils and suffocate you to death.

bro I did a dirty terran at school!!

dirty terran by Steven terran December 5, 2022