Using freeze dried, instant
coffee for a coffee enema.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into
coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant
coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of
coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite
like she usually feels. She asked if I was using
Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.