dirty wretched pipe monger 

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

dirty wretched pipe monger by dizzgustin January 23, 2007

dirt pipe milkshake 

To give a person a dirt pipe milkshake, you would cumin that person ass hole and have them spirt it, and then watch them drink the cum that has come out of there ass.

Billy: "Jane can I cum in your mouth when we fuck?"
Jane: "Hell no! Cum in my ass and then i drink it.I love a dirt pipe milkshake"
Billy:"That sound like you realy want a dirt pipe milkeshake to me."

dirt pipe milkshake by Little Jonny May 4, 2006

dirt pipe

dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.

Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."

dirt pipe by Little Jonny May 4, 2006

dirty piper 

When you cum in a girls vagina on her period and then perform cunnilingus after cumming.

Ashley was a freak, I gave her a dirty piper last night.

dirty piper by Cs193 May 19, 2017

dirty pipes 

When you shart in the shower.

GF: what's the worst thing you've done in the shower!?
Me: one time I sharted, had the worst dirty pipes.

dirty pipes by Jghouls January 21, 2016

dirty pipewrench 

When a woman is giving a "Pipewrench" and uses shit as a lubricant.

See also, "Pipewrench"

If you don't know what a dirty pipewrench is, you can't afford it...

dirty pipewrench by Slappy McWeiners September 30, 2017

dirty pipette

When you're getting a blumpkin and the toilet water from your huge spike splashes down into your girls throat.

Man I dropped such a huge spike mid blumpkin that the toilet water dribbled right into her face like a dirty pipette

dirty pipette by huge ballsack March 22, 2024