dirty morris

The act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone's face. Usually a gesture of anger or dislike.

Hey bro, since you didn't do the dishes, I'm going to dirty morris your ass so hard.

by Gangster Hebrew November 25, 2011

dirty morris

A sloshy type of sock, that sticks to your foot or a trout like face in pain.

ewww get that dirty morris away from me

by mwahaa June 16, 2008

Dirty Morris

When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.

John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.

by Aspang March 28, 2012