A dirty kainen is when someone sticks their penis in the snow till it freezes and then sticks it inside of his girlfriend/boyfriend
"I gave my girlfriend a dirty kainen last night it was hot"
by FuckNut09 December 5, 2022
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A dirty kainen is when some one bleaches their pubes and then proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack while humping a snow-orphan.
"man I had the best dirty kainen last night it was snow fun!"
by FuckNut09 December 5, 2022
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