A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014
A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023