Dirty Meat Curtains 

When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.

yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains

Dirty Meat Curtains by SD5254 February 24, 2009

Dirty Curtain 

The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty curtain last night, and by golly was she wet.

Dirty Curtain by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012

Dirt Curtains 

Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .

I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains

Dirt Curtains by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010

dirty shower curtain

A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.

I bet those homeless people do the dirty shower curtain

dirty shower curtain by Ballislyfe May 2, 2015

dirty beef curtain 

A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.

dirty beef curtain by Ms. Roxx July 1, 2006

Dirt Curtain 

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.

Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.

Dirt Curtain by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020