dirty crush

Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.

"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."

dirty crush by ZDP June 19, 2006

dirty creshaunda 

An elegant woman that is educated, beautiful, intelligent with a strong sense of self who cares for others, she is nurturing by nature and loved by many. She also does anal.

Dude, after Berniqua described how amazing Crissy was, I knew she was Dirty Creshaunda and I had to take her in a date to the Red Lobster. My Mom loves her AND she does anal.

dirty creshaunda by LittleRoman June 18, 2020

Dirty Crisha 

The sexual act of your partner drinking juice and pouring it on your stomach before the partner proceeds to lick on it.

My partner and I decided to get a bit freaky last night. So we decided on the dirty crisha! It was excellent.

"Hey Alex, did you spice things up with your girlfriend?"

"Yes we did! She gave me a dirty crisha!"

Dirty Crisha by RussianCypher September 8, 2021

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

Crushing the Dirt by Prof Xander August 5, 2017