dirty crush
"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."
dirty crush by ZDP June 19, 2006
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dirty creshaunda
An elegant woman that is educated, beautiful, intelligent with a strong sense of self who cares for others, she is nurturing by nature and loved by many. She also does anal.
Dude, after Berniqua described how amazing Crissy was, I knew she was Dirty Creshaunda and I had to take her in a date to the Red Lobster. My Mom loves her AND she does anal.
dirty creshaunda by LittleRoman June 18, 2020
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Dirty Crisha
The sexual act of your partner drinking juice and pouring it on your stomach before the partner proceeds to lick on it.
My partner and I decided to get a bit freaky last night. So we decided on the dirty crisha! It was excellent.
"Hey Alex, did you spice things up with your girlfriend?"
"Yes we did! She gave me a dirty crisha!"
"Hey Alex, did you spice things up with your girlfriend?"
"Yes we did! She gave me a dirty crisha!"
Dirty Crisha by RussianCypher September 8, 2021
Crushing the Dirt
When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
Crushing the Dirt by Prof Xander August 5, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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