Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?
Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.
Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?
*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know-nothing fucktard.
my ex-boyfriend gave me a dirty sanchez at a party and said he cleaned it off but he didn't so when we came out of the room every one laughed at me! : (
I guess i should wipe my ass better.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".