Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.

"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!

by NK-1 April 14, 2007

dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii

lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!

by usmarine101 April 21, 2006

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 28, 2022