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dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Darkmonger 

A divine being. They are also a terrorist riding a bike. If you piss them off, they will annihilate you.
All hail Lord Darkmonger!
Darkmonger by Darkmonger November 3, 2021

dirtminers 

A) Persons who are employed in a dirt mine, extracting soil for use in construction projects. B) Persons forced to do difficult labor for little pay. C) Members of an obscure musical group.
"That Dirtminers song sounds like it was recorded in an actual dirt mine."
dirtminers by Chipping Woodlet III January 31, 2005

Dickmonger 

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.
Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.
Dickmonger by SovietX November 22, 2009

Dorkmonger 

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
Dorkmonger by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008