dirtcat

(noun)-the sexual act of dipping your dick into a snack pack of chocolate pudding, unbenounced to the girl, then inserting your weiner into her vagina.

Girl 1- Last night Carl pulled a fast one, told me my mom died right before he put his weiner in me. In my confusion, he popped open a snack pack and gave me a dirtcat.
Girl 2- You sailor, you!

by TIGER "BALLS DEEP" WOODS February 10, 2010