Daddy Dirtbag

Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.

We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.

by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

covert dirtbag

A person who you know for sure is a prick but doesn't act like one or appear as one in public but you and only you know that person is a prick

that fucking dick head from the movie Prometheus was a covert dirtbag all along and I knew it!

by Ahshitnvm March 11, 2017

dirtbag boyband

another name for british band bears in trees

Person 1: wow have you listened to the new bears in trees album?
Person 2: of course! i love that dirtbag boyband!

by redchemicals November 22, 2021

dirtbag peach

when Princess Peach is ahead of you in Mario Cart

person 1 "DIRTBAG PEACH"
person 2 "hahahaha you bitch"

by im_gay_69 April 5, 2020

OG Dirtbag

Regular Dirtbag on steroids. (See Dirtbag original meaning and turn it up a notch)

I mean, my last boyfriend was a dirtbag, but this new guy is an OG dirtbag"

by tcusoakers October 24, 2022

Corporate Dirtbag

A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.

I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.

by portapattie May 10, 2023