dip n' wipe

A dip n' wipe is the process of dipping your toilet paper in the water to aid in the removal of sticky fecal matter on one's anus. Best if done following a courtesy flush to ensure the use of clean water.

That cheeseburger made my crap so sticky I had to do a dip n' wipe to remove it.

by Magikchef March 17, 2009