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dinosaur train 

In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
dinosaur train by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC 

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016