Someone who loves the penis so much, strokes it everyday 'till boredom and pain strikes physically and mentally - therefore needing to find a different way to pleasure himself ( squeezing ) . This squeeze should have a firm grip and should be squeezed like a stress ball.
Man1: Look at that man over there, he sure is a dinksqueezer.
Man2: Woah, he sure squeezes that dink hard!
by pokemonmaster343 October 21, 2010
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