If you are called a dinkleberry, be concerned, you are probably an idiot. A dinkleberry is a piece of poop or something nasty stuck in your butt.
example one: LOL I HAVE A DINKLEBERRY UWU DSGNAKHGYUEARHUGIL
example two: JAKE STHU YOU'RE SUCH A DINKLEBERRY ALL THE TIME
example two: JAKE STHU YOU'RE SUCH A DINKLEBERRY ALL THE TIME
by loonational March 25, 2021
The Dinkleberry is a lifeform that resembles a male human, with the sartling difference that everything he says makes him sound like a chauvanistic DINK. The Dinkleberry prides himself on being the worlds' best manwhore, when in reality he has simply resorted to hitting on every whore that walks by. He does not realize that this is indeed pathetic rather than an accomplishment.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
"I can't believe that Chris thought he was such a smooth dude. Check out that receding hairline."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."
by Yeah, I went there. And what? January 29, 2009
1) a filler word, basically anytime you can't think of the right word to say, you say dinkleberries
2) when you wanna curse, but a child is around
2) when you wanna curse, but a child is around
1) it was so (can't think of anything else to say) dinkleberries!!!
2) oh! mother fu- (sees five year old) dinkleberries!
2) oh! mother fu- (sees five year old) dinkleberries!
by TaylorIsThebestPersonOnEarth November 26, 2008
Originally a type of berry from under the sea. Occasionally eaten by Barbie mermaids. This word can be also used to describe ANYTHING. It can be used as an adjective, adverb, verb, and any noun. Usually, it is used to describe foods or anything small.
by TheWordBensonMan April 15, 2018
Typically a very fast, sexy man who could tackle the economy, his blue hair makes even Theresa’s look awful
How sexy is john dinkleberry
by Nan slayers May 1, 2022
by Dinkleboy92 December 27, 2022