The Dinkleberry is a lifeform that resembles a male human, with the sartling difference that everything he says makes him sound like a chauvanistic DINK. The Dinkleberry prides himself on being the worlds' best manwhore, when in reality he has simply resorted to hitting on every whore that walks by. He does not realize that this is indeed pathetic rather than an accomplishment.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
"I can't believe that Chris thought he was such a smooth dude. Check out that receding hairline."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."
by Yeah, I went there. And what? January 29, 2009
Another word for tiny penis.
Did you see joe? He has a Dinkle Berry!
by yummy dinkle berries1 May 20, 2009
a peice of toilet paper that is residue in an asshole.
"oh look that kid is picking the dinkleberry out and throwing it at his dog!"
by everlost555 December 25, 2005
a word used in situations where swearing is not appropriate
wow you are such a dinkleberry!
by Dark Cow November 16, 2003

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