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Dink fink 

A driver who is a complete retard and can’t seem to navigate a parking lot for shit.
*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”
Dink fink by 6ian6efex January 31, 2023
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To outmaneuver an opponent using strategy and finesse, especially against brute force.

Also: a pickleball apparel brand that brings style and smiles to the court.
No strategy? You'll get dinkwinked.
Brains win. Bangers get dinkwinked.
You just got dinkwinked.
dinkwink by S3PT3MB3R June 25, 2025

MRS. DINKDINK 

A name of a teacher. More specifically, the best collage and career teacher.
Are you ready to go to MRS. DINKDINK class?

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026