bud dink'd 

to be incredibly drunk, high or both to the point where you slur like Mr. Dink from the cartoon Doug Funny. phrase was coined by Fins Up.

fngzz: yo, is skylar okay?
matty: yeah dude, he's just bud dink'd right now.. leave 'em alone.

bud dink'd by mattyfinsup December 16, 2008

Dink Dink

A character from the movie Space Balls. A little furry thing that walks around and only says "dink dink." Also sings a catchy song, the lyrics are:

dink dink dink dink, dink dink dink, dinkdink. repeat.

Yogurt's little friends are dink dinks

Dink Dink by Mijja December 25, 2008

dink dirt 

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

dink dirt by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

Dink-Dunk! 

The sound effect made when an object collides with it’s surroundings.

Student: Dude did you see the fight after school? Homeboy got dropped!

Student 2: Yeah bro! His head went “Dink-Dunk!” on the concrete!

Dink-Dunk! by Twhopper December 24, 2018

dink donk spikes 

Anything that could be considered a genital weapon according to the guidelines found in NCCOMICONS program guide or on their website.

Based on the attendees bulge in his pants, he was quickly apprehended and strip searched for dink donk spikes.

dink donk spikes by ThtWhiteGuy January 15, 2019

dink-do 

when a man's belly protrudes much farther than his penis. because his belly stiks out farther than his dink do. (does)

Oh man, Carl has put on some weight. He better be carefull or he'll get a dink-do!

dink-do by sarabella July 30, 2006

dink dank

Marijuana that doesn't get you very high.

Used throughout Compton, CA.

I can't get high off that, shit's dink dank.

dink dank by Grasshopperus October 9, 2004