dingle-john 

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

dingle-john by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

john dongle 

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

john dongle by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

Literal god

"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose by Major Malard June 16, 2022