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Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
by true army soldier motherfucker February 08, 2010

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