When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away
Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him
by Theonethecallkritter December 09, 2015
Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.
Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch
by UntwinedCartoons June 01, 2014
When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
Ding Dong Ditch is a game where you walk up to a persons doorbell, ring it, then you run.
My neighbor played Ding Dong Ditch too much, he was grounded for a week.
by Kagamxine - Haitius - Kuriiuse September 06, 2015
1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010
also known as nigger knocking.
a black person knocks on a door and since they are all good at sports they run away. The person who answers the door usually says they just ding dong ditched didn't they?
by charleytheunicorn August 14, 2011
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