A homunculus made by adding the sugar found on tables at diners to the jelly packets. Thus becoming sentient beings to be kept.
"Whoa, look at that Apple jelly diner pet!"
by Younkerskfkdks December 24, 2022
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The flat, fat, long shaped ass on all waitresses that work at diners.
Tom: Yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. What happened? Did you seal the deal.

Joe: Hell yeah.

Tom: How'd she look naked?

Joe: Pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner ass was in full effect.
by J.Rahlo September 24, 2009
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The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.
Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.
by RAZA C. September 12, 2006
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A restaurant or coffee shop you half remember visiting while drunk. In most cases the location of the restaurant is mistaken. If a drunk forgets something and tries to retrieve it the following day it will seem as though the restaurant was an apparition, as there is no restaurant where they believe they ate.

Its called a phantom diner because the scenario is very similar to a popular ghost story genre - a man has en experience with strange characters at a bar, on a ship, on a train, only to return the next day to find the setting has been abandoned for many years, or is just gone.
"I swear I was at a diner on 45th and Oak Street last night and left my phone. I took a cab there this morning, but when I got there there was no restaurant to be found. It's like it just vanished"

"You were at a phantom diner"
by Pellar December 31, 2009
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Someone who only eats out with a coupon.
Okay babe, tonight we are coupon diners! That will be a great discount on tonight's dinner.
by sr1972 November 26, 2011
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The act of lurking in a diner, fast food joint, or just restaurants in general in hopes of getting leftovers from other people’s plates.
After the meal at Denny’s we went diner lurking and got some fucking killer nachos.
by 4timesover November 12, 2017
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That song by Suzanne Vega (later remixed by DNA) that goes "Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do". Inspired by a real life restaurant called "Tom's Restaurant", which can be seen in many episodes of "Seinfeld".
"You know, I'm just chilling at Tom's Diner, smoking cigs and reading Garfield. Oh look, William Holden is dead"

"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."
by j@mbo February 11, 2021
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