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dirunktions 

Directions given or received by a drunk person.
"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

dirunktions by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

Dirunktions 

Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.
Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions
Dirunktions by Henron760 July 15, 2011

dimunitive 

"Dimunitive" is a mis-use/mispronounciation of the word "diminutive" which is defined as "extremely or unusually small".
Just because I am short does not give you the right to refer to me in a dimunitive manner.
dimunitive by DBWordsmith May 17, 2016

Dimmunition 

The act of blowing a conversation apart with stupid and off-topic input
We had to retreat from our brainstorming session because Debbie kept barraging us with her dimmunition.

Our project died an agonizing death when Howard unloaded his magazine of dimmunition
Dimmunition by McSpeathell October 23, 2010

difinitions 

Difinitions are excluded for obvious reasons.
difinitions by Hercolena Oliver March 18, 2009