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Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
Chronic Dildonis by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

Dillonize 

Dil-lon-ize; dil-uhn-nyz

verb, Dil-lon-ized, Dil-lon-iz-ing

1. to interrogate one with questions for all possible explanations until the student or resident is sufficiently uncovered in their natural cognitive state & knowledge level of understanding
1. Tim’s eyes began to swell with excitement, pupil size being measured @ 7 mm, as he was Dillonized.

2. After a long session of Dillonizing, Mike began to see the light; the path to the “promised land” of appropriate thinking process & problem solving.
Dillonize by LMPS May 17, 2013

ghetto dillons 

What happens when a Dillons Grocery store is old and not very well maintained.
I'm too tired to drive the car to Hyvee.Let's just walk over to ghetto dillons.
ghetto dillons by Emilyr December 21, 2006

dillonsexual 

the romantic attraction to only men named Dillon Zaleski
person 1: i'm dillonsexual

person 2: omg i love dillon zaleski too
dillonsexual by d4rk04k December 12, 2021

Dillons dad 

dillons dad is such a nurse,

Dillon Shut up ur dads a nurse

Dillonism 

A religion originating in the year 2006 cheifly to worship Chuck Norris' ass kicking. Founders include Adam, Dillon, and Andrew.
I am a member of the faith of Dillonism
Dillonism by Adam Compton May 26, 2006