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A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.
Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.
by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
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Popularized by the Beavis and Butt-head TV series, "dillweed" is a derogatory term used to describe irrational/dumb behavior and low intellectual capacity, usually resulting in some sort of consequence.

Literally, "dillweed" likens someone to pubic hair - "dill" being slang for "penis" (think dill pickle) and "weed" being slang for "hair."
Way to get us arrested, dillweed.
by A-Skell August 25, 2006
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(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"
by Beavis/Sabres/Matt November 17, 2007
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Idiot; Bunghole; one lacking in intelligence or wit; inconsiderate
"Shut up, you dillweed!"
Frank is such a dillweed!
by hispeeddubber September 27, 2002
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1) A spice, used in pickling and other cooking projects (dill weed)

2) An asshole, moron, dickhead, dumbass, or otherwise idiotic person.

Syn: Dill-head
1) Add 3 tbsp of Dill

2)Man that Bush guy is such a dillweed!
by Crazy Tim July 06, 2004
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The polite definition of 'dickweed'. One may want to refrain from using dickweed in mixed company at times, so they chicken out and use dillweed. Also known in some circles as dickwad. Not to be confused with dickface which is slightly more extreme.
That guy is a real dillweed (dickweed).
by Ludikrust June 13, 2011
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Someone who is a complete and utter fool. They are also prone to do foolish things like defecate in their pants.
Ah sheesh, Steven just laid another turd in his pants! Man what a dillweed!
by Willie B. Hardagan December 07, 2010
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