dilemmon 

A particularly sour situation one does not want to deal with.

My granddad can't seem to understand that his new little girlfriend is playing him for his money. He's bought her two cars, already. It's a real dilemmon.

dilemmon by Disgruntled_Celtic_Guardian May 8, 2011

dilemmanade 

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

dilemmanade by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011

Dilemmonade 

An inconvenient situation or unfavorable circumstance (no relation to lemonade)

She just got hit by a big huge giant bus, man, she's in quite the dilemmonade.

Dilemmonade by Speefy Monke March 3, 2022

dilemman

a problem or difficulty that can occur only to men.

without the handy pockets of his sport coat my husband faces the dilemman of whether or not to manccessorize with a murse when it is too freaking hot.

dilemman by caro* July 2, 2008