dilema

a position or situation giving two choices, neither usually good.

The dilema was either to stay home and do the dishes or go to school.

by John Cormier December 12, 2007

DiLeMa

the geometry dash player who everyone on the 1.9 private server aspires to be like

realio: guys im so good i beat 11 list demons
DiLeMa: im about to end this whole mans career

by grenadeoftacos March 26, 2020

veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.

by talboo August 1, 2003

Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

3-Day Dilema

telling someone you love them after three days, and then they begin to obsess/stalk you

Man, I was told Jessica I loved her after three days hoping to get something but now I'm kinda in a 3-Day Dilema.

I got myself into a 3-Day Dilema, and now Justin won't quit calling me.

by lss496 May 20, 2011