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a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".
"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both
Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.
dildouche by kdeez October 16, 2009

dildarchery 

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.
I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!
dildarchery by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018
An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation
That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.
dildohead by Bleh November 23, 2002

dildockery 


stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

Dedouche 

The way in which douches deduce info and come to decisions. For example they must dedouche whether or not to spike a girls drink, join a fraternity, spike their hair, or wear a extra small shirt as an adult male.
He has the dumb look on his face because he can't dedouche which Nickelback cd to buy.
Dedouche by CODIKITTENS May 27, 2010
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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