The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?