dildoodoo
When someone uses a dildo in their ass and the dildo comes out with shit on it. Otherwise known as a doo doo covered dildo
My dildo has dildoodoo
dildoodoo by John Bowling December 23, 2006
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Dildoodling
Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.
Dildoodling by cunnelangus September 27, 2011
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dildoodoo • dildodongulus • Dildodongusrex • Dildodore • Dildodove • Dildoldo • Dildoodling • dildoridoo • Doodoodood • doodoodoodoodoo
dildoridoo
Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.
Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
dildoridoo by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
Dildodongusrex
A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.
Dildodongusrex by irchmirch September 2, 2021
dildodongulus
A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis
That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.
Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s
Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.
Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap
That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.
Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s
Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.
Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap
dildodongulus by Bigoldad November 14, 2021
Dildoldo
Dildoldo by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008
Dildodore
play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.
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