dildontics

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

by Rik Bagtaz November 1, 2007

dildont

A dildo that should NOT be used. Some can be wrapped in barbed wire, be on fire, sometimes razor blades are attached. Commonly used by Nazis against the Jews during the Holocaust.

Hitler: We need an alternate use of death for the Jews! Bullets cost and our gas bill is too high!
Nazi Soldier: Our scientists are working on anew torture device, the Dildont.

by DildoMastuh September 2, 2013

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian May 24, 2018