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Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.
That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.
by Jobi February 01, 2005
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The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology
Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo
by buddy February 25, 2003
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That guy is dildonic
by Hired Gun August 08, 2003
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An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.
Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!
by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010
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(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.
Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.
by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009
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An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.
Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!
by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004
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To be almost as annoying/cancerous ad the bubonic plague
Man Jack was being Dildonic
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