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The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.
*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin
by Andeh Fizzle February 08, 2008

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