A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
by sirvancealott October 15, 2005
Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.
Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.
Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.
by tata12 March 24, 2011
a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
by dupesisking October 16, 2005
She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo
by Anonymous June 17, 2002
a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(
........... its just not the same :(
by my enemy cometh in green shoes March 2, 2006
Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"
by iheartsexitsgood November 26, 2010