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1.
A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.
That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.
by Bob Dole March 26, 2003
 
2.
Dildo Face derives from the Latin word Dildo and the Greek word face. It is used to describe someone who has a dildo on thier face but it can be used to annoy people
by Jaycum November 14, 2009