dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

dildoes 

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

dildoes by Awesumness January 16, 2007

box of dildoes 

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

box of dildoes by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildoesque 

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

dildoesque by VikDah June 3, 2016

Dildozer 

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.

Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.

Dildozer by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010