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Dildo Stick
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
Related Words
dildod • Dildodian • dildodadeling • Dildodexterous • dildodongulus • Dildodongusrex • Dildodore • Dildodove • dildo day • dildo duel
Dinosaur Dildo
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
Dildo Fairy
The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
dildo
dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015
Dildomatic Vibrinator
A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.
Dildomatic Vibrinator by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011
dildo peddler
A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
dildo peddler by stanky wanky March 7, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.