by Rob and John January 27, 2009
When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
by Flatulent Reggie July 9, 2013
What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
by Mr Spunk March 19, 2016
Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
by Geoff C. May 18, 2019
by The person who defines names June 7, 2023