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(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
by isa_approved January 11, 2010
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1.
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
by Chach March 04, 2003
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2.
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by anonymous June 22, 2003
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3.
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
by Collegebums August 22, 2003
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4.
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
by Kara March 31, 2003
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5.
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003
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6.
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
by angie scott February 20, 2003
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7.
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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