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75.
A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate
Your a fucking DILDO!
by Bob snider May 11, 2006
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1.
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
by Chach March 04, 2003
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2.
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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3.
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
by Collegebums August 22, 2003
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4.
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
by Kara March 31, 2003
6066 3393
 
5.
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003
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6.
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
by angie scott February 20, 2003
3505 2062
 
7.
a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.
Jenny please pass me my dildo
by Mykellex February 08, 2006
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