to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
by sean_517 September 2, 2006
i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.
by random guy! May 13, 2012