dilden 

The proper pluralization of dildo, as opposed to dildos.

She utilized many dilden during her performance of The Aristocrats.

dilden by Moon Daddy February 28, 2008

dilden 

a girl who likes guys who know every movie ever made, LA clubs and twirling on a stripper pole

I knew she was a dilden when I saw the rotating stripper pole in her living room...

dilden by agua caliente de jamón June 11, 2008

dildano 

(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.

Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.

dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildon't 

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

dildon't by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.

Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!

Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014